So, today is my first day at the academy. It’s started with a shower and an egg sandwich; I think it’s going okay. I’ve just got to get down there in an hour. I’ll make it. I’ve got plenty of time.
I pulled on that nasty green, controversial uniform, and now I’m fixing my hair. This thing is really hideous. Dull green slacks, dull green shirt – short sleeved and snap-up, if you please – disgusting! And it includes a pair of heavy, combat boots. Joy. I’ve also got this little pin that I have to wear. It’s got my name on it – Cadet Holly Short. Cadet, can you believe that? I’m a Cadet in the LEP Academy.
So, I’ve pulled my hair out of my face – you know, back in a ponytail – and I’m ready to go.
Yes, I’m ready to go! I am in the best physical condition of my life, and I’m capable of handling anything they throw at me. Wish me luck! I’ll get back to you.